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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Giftapult
Level 5 Tool - Gifted
Can be used to wrap one item for gifting. The gift will be distributed to a random Steam user currently playing TF2.
  • Untradable
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 54 Hat - Purchased
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #71
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Gifted
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
The Lollichop
Level 22 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 41 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Gifted
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Rescue Ranger
Level 28 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Medics Killed: 0
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Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 83 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Older School
Painted with Australium Gold
10386
The Team Captain #10386
Level 22 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 10386
The Compatriot
Level 42 Mascot - Found in Crate
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
  
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
  
Reggaelator
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Bones
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
  
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 23 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
  
Big Country
Level 87 Hat - Timed Drop
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Style: Nelson
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Described
 
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 74 Hat - Traded
Only the best sniper in the world can carry this helmet
Painted with Australium Gold
The Toy Soldier
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 16 Apparel - Found in Crate
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 96 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
  
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
3386
The Cremator's Conscience #3386
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 3386
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 65 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
6136
The Siberian Sophisticate #6136
Level 92 Shirt - Crafted
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
  • Craft number: 6136
The Idea Tube
Level 78 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-06 09:47:45
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 92 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at ease." (Description translated from German.)
Named
1225
John Rambo #1225
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Craft number: 1225
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 9 Futuristic Sound Device - Timed Drop
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
3462
The Kringle Collection #3462
Level 75 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Craft number: 3462
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 60 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-06 08:53:28
  • Style: Essential
The Borscht Belt
Level 90 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
7565
The Wingstick #7565
Level 10 - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 7565
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 5 Supplies - Found in Crate
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
9664
Villain's Veil #9664
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 9664
  • Style: Trained Killer
  
3437
Fancy Dress Uniform #3437
Level 64 Uniform - Traded
  • Crafted by MeMoTari
  • Craft number: 3437
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Traded
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Koala Compact
Level 32 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Twins
Industrial Festivizer
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Found in Crate
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 35 Facial Hair - Traded
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 15 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by FiRemAn
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
1009
The Sandvich Safe #1009
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Craft number: 1009
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
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Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
6856
That '70s Chapeau #6856
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
  • Craft number: 6856
The Brown Bomber
Level 53 Hat - Timed Drop
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Style: Hipster
The RoBro 3000
Level 23 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
4488
The Merc's Muffler #4488
Level 26 Scarf - Crafted
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
  • Craft number: 4488
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Timed Drop
2510
Flair! #2510
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 2510
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Triad Trinket
Level 10 Necklace - Purchased
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Gift
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Gift from: MeMoTari
  • Untradable
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
9344
The Bat Outta Hell #9344
Level 5 - Crafted
  • Craft number: 9344
  • Style: Soldier
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Gifted
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
  • Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Gifted
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
  
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Painted with Team Spirit
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Store Promotion
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
  • Uncraftable
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Steam Purchase
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Gifted
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
  • Untradable
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Gifted
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #40
19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #19
61
Summer Appetizer Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
Contains the first set of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Workshop item import tool.
  • Crate Series #61
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #73
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #73
4
Epic Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Epic Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 5364
Face-Melting Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 1146
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 182
  • Kill Assists: 811
Notably Dangerous Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 4 Notably Dangerous Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 136
  • Kills: 19
Rage-Inducing Minigun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Minigun - Traded
  • Kills: 2203
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Totally Ordinary Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Totally Ordinary Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 999
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 321
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 4087
  • Gib Kills: 984
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 444
  • Kill Assists: 2222
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Scattergun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Scattergun - Traded
  • Kills: 1546
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 877
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 1248
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 1511
Uncharitable Pistol
Level 1 Uncharitable Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 105
Truly Feared Flame Thrower
Level 1 Truly Feared Flame Thrower - Traded
  • Kills: 243
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 84
Truly Feared Equalizer
Level 10 Truly Feared Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 233
Sufficiently Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 185
Notably Dangerous Ubersaw
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 135
Mildly Menacing Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 50
Scarcely Lethal Big Earner
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 33
Uncharitable Bonesaw
Level 1 Uncharitable Bonesaw - Traded
  • Kills: 117
Somewhat Threatening Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Somewhat Threatening Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 81
Wicked Nasty Jag
Level 15 Wicked Nasty Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 540
  • Kills: 74
Mildly Menacing Family Business
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 57
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 601
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 346
Mildly Menacing Blutsauger
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 47
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Dead Ringer
Level 5 Unremarkable Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 20
Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 79
Uncharitable Fists
Level 1 Uncharitable Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 131
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spectacularly Lethal Tomislav
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 320
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 936
Uncharitable Bat
Level 1 Uncharitable Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 126
Positively Inhumane Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 955
Sufficiently Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 206
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Up Pyroscopes
Level 62 Eye Stalks - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Cadaver's Capper
Level 26 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 9 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bountiful Bow
Level 51 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 59 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Pin Pals
Level 96 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Parasight
Level 80 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Transylvania Top
Level 90 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Grease Monkey
Level 74 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Death Support Pack
Level 56 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Teutonkahmun
Level 1 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 94 Hooves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 26 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Raven's Visage
Level 9 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Faun Feet
Level 64 Hooves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Spectralnaut
Level 45 Helmet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hardium Helm
Level 77 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Candleer
Level 54 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 78 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 69 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Squid's Lid
Level 70 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Ethereal Hood
Level 69 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Larval Lid
Level 1 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Dark Helm
Level 9 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Medimedes
Level 48 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Freedom Feathers
Level 23 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Chicken Kiev
Level 66 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Manneater
Level 54 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Ivan The Inedible
Level 18 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Quoth
Level 97 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Handhunter
Level 70 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Haunted Hat
Level 100 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Polly Putrid
Level 81 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Gothic Guise
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Beacon from Beyond
Level 27 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Creature From The Heap
Level 75 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • Pages of Gratanter: 9
  • Pages of Audere: 7
  • Pages of Congeriae: 8
  • Pages of Veteris: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Transylvania Top
Level 35 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Monster's Stompers
Level 89 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Spectralnaut
Level 24 Helmet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Larval Lid
Level 7 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Ethereal Hood
Level 26 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Polly Putrid
Level 79 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
6
Spellbook Magazine
Level 30 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 90 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 82 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 77 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 10 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Menacing
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 39 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 7
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 47 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghostly
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 2
  • Untradable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 96 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
69
Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #69
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
69
Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #69
66
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #66
66
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #66
64
Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #64
63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #63
63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #63
62
Red Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #62
Gift
Summer Claim Check
Level 67 - Gifted
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Gift from: Dark shadow
Summer Claim Check
Level 64 - Timed Drop
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.
Gift
Summer Claim Check
Level 63 - Gifted
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Gift from: honzi1999
7
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
руский пулемёт
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
8479
The Reserve Shooter #8479
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Craft number: 8479
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
8
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 31 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
16857
The Diamondback #16857
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Craft number: 16857
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 91 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Minicrits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
The Lollichop
Level 57 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 91 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer