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The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Flying Guillotine
Level 10 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Purchased
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Uncraftable
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
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4135
The Backwards Ballcap #4135
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Craft number: 4135
10386
The Team Captain #10386
Level 22 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 10386
  
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
  
Reggaelator
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
2928
The Capo's Capper #2928
Level 30 Hat - Traded
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
  • Craft number: 2928
  
Big Country
Level 87 Hat - Timed Drop
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
  
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Described
 
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 74 Hat - Traded
Only the best sniper in the world can carry this helmet
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
  
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
  
306
The Stereoscopic Shades #306
Level 20 Glasses - Traded
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
  • Craft number: 306
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
  
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 96 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
3386
The Cremator's Conscience #3386
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 3386
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 65 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 23 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Idea Tube
Level 78 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 94 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Named
  
1225
John Rambo
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Craft number: 1225
Painted with Operator's Overalls
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Uncraftable
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
3462
The Kringle Collection #3462
Level 75 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Craft number: 3462
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 60 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
1009
The Sandvich Safe #1009
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Craft number: 1009
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
1185
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #1185
Level 42 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 1185
9664
Villain's Veil #9664
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 9664
  • Style: Trained Killer
  
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Brown Bomber
Level 53 Hat - Timed Drop
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Style: Hipster
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 3 Backpack - Gifted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
  
3437
Fancy Dress Uniform #3437
Level 64 Uniform - Traded
  • Crafted by ♠MeMoTari♠
  • Craft number: 3437
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 - Traded
7565
The Wingstick #7565
Level 10 - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
  • Craft number: 7565
The Koala Compact
Level 32 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Poor and Irish
  
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
  • Crafted by ZiRis
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Timed Drop
6241
The Hero's Tail #6241
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Craft number: 6241
  • Style: Pigmentation Gained
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 35 Facial Hair - Traded
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
 
Defiant Spartan
Level 35 Hat - Traded
Painted with Australium Gold
  
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 15 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by MrAmoR
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Purchased
Keep little healing man close.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Found in Crate
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
2510
Flair! #2510
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 2510
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Rage-Inducing Minigun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Minigun - Traded
  • Kills: 2192
Spectacularly Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 285
Totally Ordinary Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Totally Ordinary Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 999
Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 321
Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 3785
  • Gib Kills: 739
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 444
  • Kill Assists: 2222
Wicked Nasty Scattergun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Scattergun - Traded
  • Kills: 506
Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Traded
  • Kills: 219
Wicked Nasty Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 546
Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 1186
Mildly Menacing Pistol
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 62
Positively Inhumane Shotgun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 810
Unremarkable Escape Plan
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 14
Truly Feared Equalizer
Level 10 Truly Feared Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 230
Somewhat Threatening Ubersaw
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 88
Uncharitable Bottle
Level 1 Uncharitable Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 123
Mildly Menacing Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 49
Wicked Nasty Jag
Level 15 Wicked Nasty Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 535
  • Kills: 73
Unremarkable Big Earner
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 23
Somewhat Threatening Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Somewhat Threatening Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 76
Uncharitable Bonesaw
Level 1 Uncharitable Bonesaw - Traded
  • Kills: 117
Mildly Menacing Family Business
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 47
Gore-Spattered Axtinguisher
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 466
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 345
Scarcely Lethal Blutsauger
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 30
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Strange Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 6
Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 79
Uncharitable Fists
Level 1 Uncharitable Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 108
Notably Dangerous Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 135
Gore-Spattered Jarate
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 371
Mildly Menacing Bat
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 63
Positively Inhumane Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 771
Sufficiently Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 190
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
  
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Painted with Team Spirit
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Store Promotion
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
  • Uncraftable
 
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
25
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Gift
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Gift from: ♠MeMoTari♠
  • Untradable
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
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The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 31 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Flying Guillotine
Level 91 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
The Neon Annihilator
Level 77 Sign - Purchased
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Uncraftable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 12 Minigun - Purchased
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Uncraftable
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 91 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Lollichop
Level 57 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
16857
The Diamondback #16857
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Craft number: 16857
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
8479
The Reserve Shooter #8479
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Craft number: 8479
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
5
Gift
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Gifted
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • Gift from: ♠MeMoTari♠
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Named
руский пулемёт
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
6
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 39 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 7
  • Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 96 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 47 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ZiRis
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghostly
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 2
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #19
40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #40