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Collector's Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Recipe output
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Collector's Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Recipe output
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Collector's Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Recipe output
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-02 19:45:51
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
  • Gib Kills: 336
  • Burning Player Kills: 51
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 50% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Back Scatter
Level 15 Scattergun - Purchased
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Iron Bomber
Level 7 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • Grenades have very little bounce and roll
  • -15% explosion radius
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Collector's Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Recipe output
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-09 16:12:28
Strange Backstabber's Boomslang
Level 83 Strange Mascot - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-01 14:37:38
  • Points Scored: 0
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Dapper Disguise
Level 75 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Exorcism
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 14 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Style: Formal
Spectacularly Lethal Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Riding Crop - Found in Crate
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 302
  • Teammates Whipped: 3646
Legendary Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Legendary Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Points Scored: 6286
  • Style: Ghostly
Unusual Waxy Wayfinder
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
  • Effect: Demonflame
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 7 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
NamedDescribed
Whack-A-Merc
Level 50 Mildly Menacing Hammer - Achievement
The Negro Smasher
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 46
  • Demomen Killed: 4
  • Untradable
Strange MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Strange Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Points Scored: 0
  • Untradable
Strange Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Strange Hat - Timed Drop
He had one all along...
  • 2.0
  • Voices From Below
  • Points Scored: 0
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 10 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 50%
  • Up to +25% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -25% clip size
  • Stickybombs fizzle 4 seconds after landing
9937
The Hunger Force #9937
Level 7 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
  • Craft number: 9937
795
Aqua Flops #795
Level 66 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
  • Craft number: 795
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Mann of the House
Level 66 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Unusual Thirst Blood
Limited Level 85 Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Effect: Disco Beat Down
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
The Jingle Belt
Level 92 Bells - Purchased
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Jingle all the way
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Bolshevik Biker
Level 91 Apparel - Found in Crate
"I am riding to your tiny town."
Gift
Treasure Hat
Limited Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Gift from: ᅚ
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Treasure Hat
  • Untradable
The Backpack Broiler
Level 91 Barbeque - Found in Crate
I've got your back... steaks.
Painted with After Eight
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 46 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Hale's Own Phlogistinator
Level 10 Hale's Own Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • Halloween Fire
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 8820
Unremarkable Pomson 6000
Level 10 Unremarkable Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 17
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 0
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades
Limited Level 1 Glasses - Third-Party Promotion
  • Rewarded for participating in the 2014 Summer Adventure.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with Drably Olive
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 66 Headset - Timed Drop
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get back into the game.)
The Polar Pullover
Level 66 Hat - Timed Drop
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
Summer Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Traded
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Timed Drop
Fancy Shmancy Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Limited Level 31 Fancy Shmancy Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-07 13:02:23
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 722
  • Style: Spine-Tingling
  • Uncraftable
Battery Canteens
Level 21 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Fireproof Secret Diary
Limited Level 1 Secret Diary - Timed Drop
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 8 Apparel - Timed Drop
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
The Bunsen Brave
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
1658
The Weather Master #1658
Level 14 Hat - Crafted
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
  • Craft number: 1658
The Chronomancer
Level 60 Apparel - Purchased
Hong Kong Cone
Level 77 Hat - Timed Drop
Genuine Dadliest Catch
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
It's cephaloposh! It's cephalopractical! This state-of-the-art octopus disguise kit will have everyone thinking you squirt ink out of your orifices.
The Snapped Pupil
Level 69 Photograph - Timed Drop
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Somewhat Threatening Classic
Level 47 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
  • No headshots when not fully charged
  • -10% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 88
8263
The Bootie Time #8263
Level 10 Apparel - Crafted
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Craft number: 8263
  • Jingle all the way
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Exorcism
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Die Regime-Panzerung
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor - Steam Purchase
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Collector's Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Recipe output
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
14334
Australian Toss-Proof Towel #14334
Level 100 Australian Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
  • Craft number: 14334
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-27 21:05:47
  • Points Scored: 8810
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Pop-eyes
Level 2 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with Australium Gold
The Air Raider
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
Genuine Spycrab
Level 9 Mascot - CD Key
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Described
Somewhat Threatening Vaccinator
Level 8 Somewhat Threatening Vaccinator - Timed Drop
We adapt.
  • +67% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-03 10:05:39
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
  • Ubers: 87
  • Kill Assists: 79
Genuine Grandmaster
Level 94 Hat - CD Key
Own the same novelty chess hat worn by Garry Kasparov when he beat Deep Blue to death using his world-famous Thai boxing moves.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Ambassador
Limited Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-09 19:22:16
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Strange Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-09 19:18:07
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 0
Strange Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Limited Level 46 Strange Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-09 17:32:23
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
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Collector's Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Recipe output
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
Unremarkable Festive Frontier Justice
Limited Level 5 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
    Revenge crits are lost on death
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:36:17
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 21
Festive Grenade Launcher
Limited Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Strange Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 99 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-02 19:17:54
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Gore-Spattered Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Limited Level 5 Gore-Spattered Jar Based Karate - Gifted

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 491
Somewhat Threatening Loose Cannon
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • Kills: 96
  • Double Donks: 60
  • Buildings Destroyed: 14
Strange Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Strange Pistol - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • Exorcism
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 5
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Truly Feared Rescue Ranger
Level 14 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • Exorcism
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
  • Kills: 264
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Rage-Inducing Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Limited Level 1 Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 2373
  • Style: Festivest
The Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Store Promotion
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Lumbricus Lid
Limited Level 9 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Limited quantity
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA - Timed Drop
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The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Slay it with flowers.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Style: Baccara
Festive Medi Gun
Limited Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 7 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 25 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 19 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 67 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Beast From Below
Level 36 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Ramses' Regalia
Level 3 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-05 17:10:54
Haunted Crispy Golden Locks
Level 59 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 74 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Squid's Lid
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
Haunted Cap'n Calamari
Level 45 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Dark Helm
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 96 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 60 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 45 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 10 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 64 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 35 Cape - Found in Crate
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 53 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 39 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 25 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 46 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 43 Mascot - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Style: Snowy
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Sufficiently Lethal Air Strike
Level 43 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
  • Kills: 222
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when spun up
  • Exorcism
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 79 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Wanga Prick
Level 44 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-15 07:00:00
  • Uncraftable
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Named
B.A.S.E.D. Jumper
Level 25 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
    Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
    Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
Unremarkable Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Limited Level 5 Unremarkable Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:36:01
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 13
The Tide Turner
Level 13 Shield - Purchased
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
  • Uncraftable
4
Unremarkable Festive Flare Gun
Limited Level 1 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-09 19:15:28
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 19
  • Critical Kills: 8
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when spun up
  • Exorcism
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Named
Modest Pile Of Fat
Level 3 Chin - Found in Crate
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
But then you took an arrow to the knee.
Level 10 Bow - Steam Purchase
≫─┤Knee├─>
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Strange Festive Backburner
Limited Level 51 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:35:42
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-29 10:38:04
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-02 14:34:45
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 71 Strange Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
  • Style: Max
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Epic Hat - Steam Purchase
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-06 11:30:53
  • Points Scored: 4857
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
  • Style: No Hat
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Traded
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • Exorcism
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Exorcism
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-01 12:45:22
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 68
Genuine Hardy Laurel
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Show balls who is the boss.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies
  • Untradable
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -55 max health on wearer
Genuine Nostromo Napalmer
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Steam Purchase
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Halloween Fire
  • Exorcism
Genuine MK 50
Level 1 Helmet - Steam Purchase
Haunted Executioner
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Brimstone
Level 1 Horns - Steam Purchase
  • Style: No Hat
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Crown of the Old Kingdom
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-05 09:11:40
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Described
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
The burning you feel? It is shame.
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Consumes an additional 6 ammo per second while spun up
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Big Kill
Limited Level 5 Revolver - Traded
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 22 Duck - Purchased
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Style: Luciano
  • Uncraftable
Collector's Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Recipe output
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • Exorcism
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
5
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Named
Laz0rs
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • Alt-Fire: -15 ammo, destroy projectiles
  • No reload necessary
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Named
Going Ham
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-20 21:38:52
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up to 200%.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Base charge rate decreased by 50%
  • Kills: 206
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Steam Purchase
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Exorcism
  • -25% damage vs players
Genuine Horace
Level 67 Hat - CD Key
Painted with Team Spirit
Named
Wet Socks
Level 33 Tentacles - Found in Crate
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Named
Sharpy
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Kukri - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 893
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 4
Mildly Menacing Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Mildly Menacing Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • Exorcism
  • -65% damage penalty
  • Kills: 66
Rage-Inducing Beggar's Bazooka
Level 20 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 2038
Notably Dangerous Enforcer
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus while disguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 167
Gift
Mannceaux Signature Collection Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Mannceaux Signature Collection Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: ᅚ
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 17255
  • Untradable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Gift
Fabulous Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Fabulous Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: ᅚ
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 2312
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Fancy Shmancy Professor Speks
Level 5 Fancy Shmancy Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Points Scored: 564
  • Untradable
Rage-Inducing Jag
Level 15 Rage-Inducing Wrench - Found in Crate
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Sentry Kills: 2312
  • Kills: 466
  • Sappers Removed: 412
Uncharitable L'Etranger
Level 5 Uncharitable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15% cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 112
Strange Festive Wrangler
Limited Level 20 Strange Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-09 19:06:33
  • Limited quantity
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 0
29924
Mannceaux Signature Collection Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #29924
Level 84 Mannceaux Signature Collection Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Craft number: 29924
  • Points Scored: 16027
  • Style: No Helmet
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Positively Inhumane Mutated Milk
Limited Level 18 Positively Inhumane Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 895
Strange Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 88 Strange Futuristic Sound Device - Timed Drop
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • Points Scored: 0
Australian Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Australian Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 7616
Spectacularly Jocular Holiday Punch
Level 10 Spectacularly Jocular Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Exorcism
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 301
  • Kills: 319
  • Taunt Kills: 63
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 23
Gore-Spattered Overdose
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 398
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 4
Mildly Menacing Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 55
  • Headshot Kills: 47
Rage-Inducing Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 1599
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 889
  • Point Blank Kills: 17
Spectacularly Lethal Family Business
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 301
Face-Melting Tomislav
Level 9 Face-Melting Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 1277
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Neon Annihilator
Level 21 Mildly Menacing Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 47
  • Submerged Enemy Kills: 14
  • Sappers Removed: 0
Notably Dangerous Detonator
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
  • Kills: 161
  • Critical Kills: 40
  • Posthumous Kills: 10
Glamorous Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 43 Glamorous Hat - Purchased
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Points Scored: 1161
Glamorous Cute Suit
Level 84 Glamorous Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 1161
Gore-Spattered Spy-cicle
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
  • Kills: 491
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 5
Truly Feared Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Truly Feared Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 239
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Black Box
Limited Level 30 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:47:32
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 190
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Powerjack
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 582
Positively Inhumane Shortstop
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Peppergun - Found in Crate
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • +20% bonus healing from all sources
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-26 17:01:18
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 823
Epic Dead Ringer
Level 5 Epic Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death.
    Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
    and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
  • +50% cloak regen rate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Deaths Feigned: 6357
Strange Festive Chargin' Targe
Limited Level 19 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:35:13
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Buildings Destroyed: 3
Somewhat Threatening Blutsauger
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 98
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Quick-Fix
Level 8 Wicked Nasty Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Mirror blast jumps of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
  • Ubers: 566
  • Kill Assists: 368
Wicked Nasty Market Gardener
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 504
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 233
Mildly Menacing Escape Plan
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 51
Strange Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 58 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-10 22:33:51
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
NamedDescribed
wepon
Limited Level 1 Strange SMG - Found in Crate
Facing full life consequences.
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-11 08:47:58
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Server-Clearing Degreaser
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Halloween Fire
  • Exorcism
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Kills: 2999
  • Allies Extinguished: 655
  • Projectiles Reflected: 3772
  • Submerged Enemy Kills: 2
NamedDescribed
Fisticuffs Of Steel
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
(ง'-')ง I challenge you to a bout of fisticuffs
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Kills: 921
  • Critical Kills: 449
  • Buildings Destroyed: 97
Totally Ordinary Fists
Level 1 Totally Ordinary Fists - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2003.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-28 19:27:22
  • Kills: 999
  • Point Blank Kills: 1151
  • Taunt Kills: 15
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Face-Melting Frying Pan
Level 5 Face-Melting Frying Pan - Purchased
Now THIS is a knife.
  • Kills: 1474
Spectacularly Lethal Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • Kills: 313
Mildly Menacing Atomizer
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 45
Nullity-Inducing Snack Attack
Limited Level 53 Nullity-Inducing Sapper - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-31 21:32:47
  • Limited quantity
  • Buildings Sapped: 724
Gore-Spattered Scorch Shot
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
  • Kills: 488
  • Taunt Kills: 3
Unremarkable Big Earner
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30% cloak on kill
  • Gain a speed boost on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 10
The Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 0
  • Untradable
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Alien Cranium
Level 1 Costume Piece - Steam Purchase
Genuine Biomech Backpack
Level 1 Costume Piece - Steam Purchase
Haunted Iron Fist
Level 7 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Level 66 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Supernatural Stalker
Level 88 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Cranial Conspiracy
Level 74 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-06 12:02:11
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Painted with After Eight
Haunted Scaly Scrapers
Level 58 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-06 12:38:05
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Painted with After Eight
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 70 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Spectralnaut
Level 15 Helmet - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-20 08:23:40
Taunt: The Killer Solo
Level 18 Special Taunt - Purchased
Sniper Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-20 08:29:59
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 86 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 91 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 18 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 6 Special Taunt - Purchased
Engineer Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 89 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 15 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Conga
Level 100 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Pool Party
Level 32 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Pyro Taunt
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
Taunt: The Boston Breakdance
Level 1 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-20 08:29:59
Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 89 Special Taunt - Purchased
Spy Taunt
Taunt: The Box Trot
Level 91 Special Taunt - Purchased
Spy Taunt

Sneak around with the original stealth device.
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate.
  • Tradable After: 2015-07-13 18:57:54
The Ebenezer
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
  • Limited quantity
The Capo's Capper
Level 65 Hat - Timed Drop
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
The Gabe Glasses
Level 70 Glasses - Found in Crate
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
Collector's Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Recipe output
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 0 Hat - Timed Drop
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-17 08:00:00
Painted with Paint Can
Vintage Mining Light
Limited Level 0 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-06 16:43:29
  • Limited quantity
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 0 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-16 07:54:02
  • Limited quantity
Named
Spooky Bucket
Level 44 Hat - Traded
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
  • Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Soldier Taunt
  • Effect: Midnight Whirlwind
Industrial Festivizer
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
Antlers
Level 60 Cosmetic Item - Purchased
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Style: No Hat
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 50 Shirt - Purchased
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Pocket Raiders
Level 12 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
  • Style: Lara
Duck Journal
Level 5 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 9001
  • Duck Power : 5 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: None
  • Uncraftable
The Nabler
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 31 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-29 07:00:00
Smissmas 2015 Festive Gift
Level 1 Gift - Found in Crate
A festive gift from Mann Co.
Contains a Gun Mettle and Tough Break Festivizer

Merry Smissmas!
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-06 08:00:00
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Unremarkable Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Unremarkable Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-30 07:00:00
  • Banners Deployed: 13
Strange Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 Strange SMG - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Secondary fire when charged grants mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • Dealing damage fills charge meter.
  • -20% clip size
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-17 07:00:00
  • Kills: 9
Strange Eviction Notice
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • Gain a speed boost on hit
  • -60% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-04 07:00:00
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Coupe D'isaster
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted One-Way Ticket
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-17 08:00:00
Weight Room Warmer
Level 23 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with Australium Gold
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-30 07:00:00
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-03 08:00:00
Mildly Menacing C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Pistol - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-10 08:00:00
  • Kills: 62
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Giger Counter
Level 5 Strange Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-10 08:00:00
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Shooting Star
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-10 08:00:00
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 896
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 13 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-14 08:00:00
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 2 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-14 08:00:00
Secondhand Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat
Level 82 Secondhand Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-02 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 69
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 33 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
  • Tradable After: 2015-05-23 15:10:36
Unremarkable Manmelter
Level 30 Unremarkable Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-15 08:00:00
  • Kills: 16
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Unknown
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-28 08:00:00
  • Festivized
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
The HazMat Headcase
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Tradable After: 2016-02-10 08:00:00
  • Style: Streamlined
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
  • Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 28 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Threatening
  • Untradable
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your disdain for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 99 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
The Tide Turner
Level 27 Shield - Purchased
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
  • Uncraftable
13512
Villain's Veil #13512
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 13512
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
  • Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Unknown
59174
The Sharp Dresser #59174
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 59174
  • Untradable
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment - Achievement
  • Untradable
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment - Achievement
It's packed with protein.
  • Untradable
Gift
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Gifted
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
  • Gift from: kamarov
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your dislike for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 34 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
Genuine Heart of Gold
Level 25 Community Medal - CD Key
TF2mixup Community Event 2013
  • Untradable
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
  • Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 84 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Tux
Limited Level 95 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Pyro
  • Untradable
8
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Genuine Xephos' Philanthropic Physiognomy
Level 25 Community Medal - CD Key
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2015 (Xephos edition)
  • Untradable
The Lollichop
Level 2 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Hooded Haunter
Level 89 Cosmetic Item - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Genuine Honeydew's Charitable Countenance
Level 25 Community Medal - CD Key
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2015 (Honeydew edition)
  • Untradable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • 10% slower firing speed
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Unknown
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
101
Tough Break Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This Case is locked and requires a
Tough Break Cosmetic Key to open.

Contains a community made item
from the Tough Break Cosmetic Collection.
  • Crate Series #101
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Arrow
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
Giftapult
Level 5 Tool - Gifted
Can be used to wrap one item for gifting. The gift will be distributed to a random Steam user currently playing TF2.
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • +20% bonus healing from all sources
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #75
The Noh Mercy
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
  • Untradable
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
88
Naughty Winter Crate 2014
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #88
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
91
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #91
85
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #85
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
85
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #85
82
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #82
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Gifted
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • Untradable
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
85
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #85
85
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #85
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool - Gifted
Used to paint other items.
  • Untradable
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
9
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Gifted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Untradable
The Gun Mettle and Tough Break Festivizer
Level 15 - Gifted
Festivize your favorite weapon from
the Gun Mettle or Tough Break Campaigns.
Can be applied on a weapon from the following collections:

Concealed Killer Collection
Craftsmann Collection
Powerhouse Collection
Teufort Collection
Harvest Collection
Gentlemanne's Collection
Pyroland Collection
Warbird Collection
  • Uncraftable
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Haunted Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 57 Hat - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Gift
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Liamzigge
  • Crate Series #75
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #75
99
Pyroland Weapons Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Unknown
This Case is locked and requires a
Tough Break Key to open.

Contains an item from the Pyroland Collection.
  • Crate Series #99
Gift
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Liamzigge
  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #76
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Gift
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Liamzigge
  • Crate Series #75
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 50% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
92
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #92
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15% cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Tradable After: 2016-02-10 08:00:00
  • Untradable
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
101
Tough Break Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This Case is locked and requires a
Tough Break Cosmetic Key to open.

Contains a community made item
from the Tough Break Cosmetic Collection.
  • Crate Series #101
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Decorated Weapon Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Unknown
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Gifted
  • Alt-Fire: -15 ammo, destroy projectiles
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Untradable
10
The Scarecrow
Level 40 Hat - Unknown
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Minsk Beef
Level 60 Hat - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mr. Juice
Level 45 Cosmetic Item - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Fallen Angel
Level 76 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Carrion Companion
Level 99 Undead Pet - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Lucky Shot
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
Let's see you do that again, Private.
  • Untradable
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
  • Untradable
The Scottish Snarl
Level 27 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
11
The Birdie Bonnet
Level 21 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Faux Manchu
Level 19 Facial Hair - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Spellbook Page
Level 1 Spellbook Page - Unknown
This spellbook page still has some magical energy left.

If you have any spellbooks lying around you can put this page in from your backpack.
  • Untradable
The Gothic Guise
Level 53 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Gifted
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
  • Untradable
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
  • Uncraftable
The Talon Trotters
Level 15 Cosmetic Item - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Vicar's Vestments
Level 75 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Intangible Ascot
Level 37 Costume Piece - Unknown
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • 2.0
  • Voices From Below
  • Untradable
16
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
17
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Gift
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gift from: Shinobishileno
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
21
Gun Mettle Campaign Coin
Level 24 Australium Tool - Timed Drop
The Gun Mettle Campaign ended on September 30, 2015.

The Gun Mettle Campaign Coin granted access to contracts and tracked stats during the campaign. You could level up the coin by earning Contract Points from completed contracts. The coin would level up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
  • Campaign Contract Points: 3640
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 840
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 28
  • Campaign Kills: 2975
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Invasion Community Update Coin
Level 80 Hale's Own Tool - Timed Drop
The Invasion Community Update ended on November 9, 2015.

Thank you for supporting the Invasion Community Update Team
Grants access to Invasion Community Update case drops through the end of 2015

Stats are tracked until November 9, 2015
  • Kills and Assists during Invasion Event: 8709
  • Kills and Assists on 2Fort Invasion: 392
  • Kills and Assists on Probed: 1002
  • Kills and Assists on Byre: 622
  • Kills and Assists on Watergate: 1410
  • Untradable
Soul Gargoyle
Level 73 Happy Tool - Timed Drop
The Scream Fortress VII event ended on November 12, 2015.

The Soul Gargoyle granted access to Merasmissions during the event.
You could level up the gargoyle by collecting souls. Souls could be found by killing enemies, completing Merasmissions and finding Soul Gargoyles.
Leveled up at 666, 1337, and 2000 Souls.

Provided access to Halloween transmutes where you can transmute 3 items for a non-tradable Halloween item from years past.
A bonus was given for every 10 transmutes.
  • Souls Collected: 14556
  • Merasmissions Completed: 14
  • Halloween Transmutes Performed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Tough Break Campaign Stamp
Level 57 Silver Tool - Timed Drop
The Tough Break Campaign Stamp grants access to contracts during the campaign.
You can level up the coin by earning Contract Points from completed contracts.
The stamp levels up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
The Tough Break Campaign ends on March 31, 2016
  • Campaign Contract Points: 2210
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 510
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 17
  • Campaign Kills: 3000
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable